thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(Source: deddene, via phanisgay)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

scrappedheaven:

and in this moment….we found out who the star was.

(Source: tina-knowles, via joshpeck)

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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